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15-10-14

Stuffed crust issues: crust-related tweets as motivational posters

What? You think that tweets about crusts can’t be made into motivational posters? Well, you’d be… right, probably. But we’ve only gone and done it anyway! You might be surprised to learn how much emotion you’ll find on Twitter regarding the mighty stuffed crust as a dinner option, and there are some pretty hefty topics […]

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03-10-14

Freshers’ week: reasons to be glad you’ve just left secondary school

Congratulations, first years, and happy freshers’ week! You have (hopefully) made it through school relatively unscathed, and now you’re embarking upon your university career. While there are countless reasons to be excited about starting uni – new friends, new places and endless fancy dress opportunities – we reckon never having to return to secondary school […]

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#givethatdudeadominos: great moments in September that deserve a Domino’s

Another month, another load of people and animals on this wonderful planet excelling themselves. If you follow us on Twitter or Facebook, you’ll know all about how much we love to celebrate #greatness in all its forms: cheeky aquatic animals, giant sand engravings of Star Wars characters – anything goes, really. The most important thing […]

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16-09-14

Beanbag, teddy bear or stuffed crust: the delicate art of stuffing

Okay, so we might be asking for trouble with the title of today’s post, but hear us out. The delicate art of stuffing is one that we take very seriously around these parts – the stuffed crust is a sacred thing, after all – and anyone underestimating the care and attention required to get it […]

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05-09-14

Disgusting food you’ve learnt to love

Many of us can recall being tricked into eating  disgusting food: the intimidating fork aeroplane, zooming towards your reluctant face, the promise of prizes if you force down that final pea, the whole family racing each other to shove in all their salad. These experiences left many of us scarred throughout our teenage years, and […]

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03-09-14

Transfer deadline day with #PizzaShilton

Hurrah, hurray! Monday was transfer deadline day! It comes but twice a year and the rolling mixture of glorious highs, crushing lows, peculiar rumours and comedy revelations make it almost impossible to get any work done. Bosses across the nation might as well give us all the day off. Just imagine what could be done […]

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28-08-14

#givethemadominos: great moments in August that deserve a Domino’s

We’re always on the lookout for great moments that we can celebrate, and August has been mighty kind to us – so kind, in fact, that more than a few of these choice clips might have made us cry. Ahem. So if you fancy sniffling at an adorable old man being given a puppy or watching Justin […]

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18-08-14

Most tenuous rhyming words in music history

There has been some unforgivable lyric-writing over the years – sometimes even managing to infiltrate the best moments in our favourite songs. These word offences are often overlooked because we all get a bit too excited by the cheesy tunes, heartfelt singing, powerful drum-bashing or squealy guitars. But, really, their writers ought to be put under […]

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11-08-14

The best ever reality TV show quotes

With Made in Chelsea: New York hitting our screens last night (and wasn’t it just fabulous, dahling?), we started to get a little nostalgic about British reality TV shows and all of their brilliant moments over the years. Imagine what kind of world we’d be living in now without all the Big Brother gossip about Helen and Paul back in […]

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06-08-14

Quiz: how are you at being British?

Ah, being stereotypically British. It’s pretty great. Sure, it involves feeling socially uncomfortable, self-conscious and immediately regretful most of the time. Sure, you feel like you’ve been kicked in the stomach when you smile back at someone who it turns out was actually smiling at the person behind you. Sure, it involves a compulsive need […]

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